Past

Blurg. I hate going through my old hotmail account.

I haven't deleted it yet because I'm afraid someone I haven't spoken to in 5 years will suddenly remember s/he needs to contact me and won't have a way. So here I am, slogging through hundreds of emails to keep the account active and unwaterlogged.

Most of the emails are like a hideous prank from someone who likes to taunt unhappily ex-expats:

From: Boots
Subject: "Anna, do you still want your Boots Photo account?"

From: londonparties.co.uk
Subject: "Boujis on Friday!"

From: londonparties.co.uk
Subject: "You're invited to Kensington Roof Gardens"

From: KOKO
Subject: "DANCE PARTAY"

From: SkyEurope Airlines
Subject: "No catch, 25 EUR all routes & periods!"

Not to mention service updates on London Transport, Louvre membership newsletters, and Barack Obama-- the jerk-- hounding me for time and money.

THAT IS NO LONGER MY LIFE, HOTMAIL.