1986 David Bowie From the Movie Labyrinth

It rained non-stop all weekend. Even though it's clear today, the humidity makes my hair freak out. The girls at work were moaning about how their hair always looks shitty, and I innocently kept my eyes down and focused on collating. They complimented my hair, and I immediately did the "oh no, but my hair is horribly frizzy" thing. One of them interrupted me to yell, "No, it's always red carpet ready!"

I can honestly attest that my hair looks like David Bowie's from Labyrinth today. But thank you, kind freshman. Peace be upon you.