Everything's Just Wonderful

First, let me say, I love Lily Allen.

I think she's an amazing singer, generally good performer, cute dresser, and she seems to be an adorable person. I felt terrible when I heard about her miscarriage; it rivaled how weirded out I was when I heard she was pregnant in the first place.

(Just as an aside-- that was an incredibly weird night. I had come home from being out at the bar, and signed onto Perez to see what had happened in the last 4 hours. All at once, I learned that Jamie Lynn-Spears AND Lily Allen were both up the duff!! Seriously?? It blew my mind)

Anyways, I really like her. I saw her perform in Boston last year, and she totally rocked out and was a general bad-ass for the whole show.

When I heard she was going to be having her own TV show with audience members made up of her MySpace friends, I jumped at the chance. Yea! Hey! I'm her MySpace friend! I think! Truthfully, it's been like 6 months since I even went on MySpace, let alone friended people. But hey, cool!

I sent in an audience request form, thinking there was no way I'd hear back. But I did! I guess if I find a ride to the studio (which happens to be 30 MILES AWAY FROM LONDON.... uhh, nevermind), I could be at the taping tomorrow.

Until I read this:

"We know it's short notice but if you can make it then please fill in the attached Audience Questionnaire (it's just a bit of fun!), and we will be in touch. Be quick though - places are filling up quickly as you can imagine."

Uh oh. Yea, and the questionnaire is just as ridiculous as you'd imagine.

"ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? Yes/No
Who with?

HAVE YOU EVER SNOGGED SOMEONE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE? Yes/No
Who?

HAVE YOU EVER LIED ON YOUR CV TO GET A JOB? Yes/No
What did you say/What was the job?

WHAT’S YOUR CLAIM TO FAME?


WHAT’S THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING THAT’S HAPPENED TO YOU RECENTLY?
What happened?

HAVE YOU SNOGGED ANYONE FAMOUS? Yes/No
Who/When/Where?

DO YOU HAVE ANY FEARS OR PHOBIAS? Yes/No
Of what?

HAVE YOUR PARENTS EVER CAUGHT YOU DOING SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE SEEN? Yes/No
What?

DO YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR TALENT?
What?

WHEN DID YOU LAST BUNK OFF WORK?
When? / What for?

HAVE YOU MET LILY BEFORE? Yes/No
Where?

HAVE YOU UNDERGONE ANY KIND OF COSMETIC SURGERY? Yes/No
What?

HOW GOOD LOOKING ARE YOU?
(RATE YOURSELF 1= UGLY, 5 = HEAVENLY BEAUTY).

IF LILY COULD HELP YOU DO ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?


AND FINALLY, TELL ME A SECRET…

Thanks for doing that – we feel closer to you already! Look forward to seeing you soon…"


MMmmm... yea. Lily is 22. I am 20. I'm not going to fill that out...

And the studio? Is so far away. Sigh. I guess my dreams of fame will have to be put on hold.